Friday, December 31, 2004 / 10:01 PM
doodadoo...marshall's supposed to be here and it's effing cold...0 comments
98 questions
/ 2:24 PM
Bold the ones that are true1. I miss somebody right now
2. I watch much TV these days
3. I love green olives
4. I love sleeping
5. I own a lot of books
6. I wear nothing but black
7. I like to write poetry (when I feel like it)
8. I smoke marijuana when I am really stressed out
9. I listen to Eminem on days when I am sad (more like...mad..or happy)
10. I hate my life
11. I have been in a long distance relationship that lasted 5 years(that would suck)
12. I believe honesty is the best policy to a great friendship (sure why not)
13. I have respect towards my mom and dad (to a certain point)
14. I like my cat
15. I curse sometimes when I am upset
16. I have changed a lot mentally over the last year
17. I have a hobby/interest (...kinda)
18. I have been told God is my father in Heaven... and then I slammed the door and said "god damn mormons!"
19. I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me
20. I can be really really stupid at times
21. I've told someone that I liked them
22. I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal
23. I hate the snow (sometimes)
24. I'm paranoid
25. I would buy a new car if I could afford it
26. I need money right now!
27. I hate school
28. I'm sometimes shy around people that I don't know
29. I have my lip pierced
30. I have semi-long hair (what's that supposed to mean??)
31. I have lost money at a recent vacation
32. I have at least two brothers and three sisters (that's odd...)
33. I was born in Seattle
34. I hate my life when I am sad
35. I hate my best friend's dad
36. I have worn fake hair/nailsd/eyelashes in the past
37. I couldn't survive without money at least three days a week.
38. I like the way that I look.
39. I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months
40. I know how to dye people's hair (it ain't that hard!)
41. I am never afraid to speak my opinion
42. I have a lot of mood swings (at the bad time of the month)
43. I think prostitution is wrong
44. I have been pregnant before
45. I have cheated on a significant other in the past (i feel so..shamed)
46. I have a hidden talent (maybe?)
47. I'm always sad when I have a bad day at school or work
48. I think that I'm popular
49. I am currently single
50. I have kissed someone that I liked (WTF?)
51. I enjoy talking on the phone
52. I practically live in PJ pants
53. I love to shop
54. I would rather shop than eat.
55. I would classify myself as evil(Some of the time)
56. I hate preps who wear shirts tied around their necks
57. I'm obsessed with having my room clean at all times
58. I don't hate anyone
59. I'm a pretty good person when I want to be
60. I think Kobe Bryant raped that woman
61. I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother
62. I have a cell phone
63. I believe in God
64. I watch MTV on a daily basis
65. I have passed out drunk in the last six months
66. I love drama class
67. I have never been in a real relationship before
68. I've rejected someone before (most likely)
69. I currently have a crush on someone
70. I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life
71. I want to have children in the future
72. I have changed a diaper before (dammit)
73. I've called the cops on a friend before
74. I bite my nails
75. I am a member of the NSync fan club
76. I am not allergic to anything
77 disappeared along the way.
78. I have dated someone at least 3 years older than me (if that's what you wanna call it)
79. I plan on seeing Ice Cube's newest "Friday" movie
80. I can be shy around the opposite sex sometimes
81. I'm not afraid of what people think about me
82. I have at least one dog and one cat
83. I have tried alcohol or drugs before (alcohol...i was raised italian, it's not like i do it to get drunk)
84. I have made a move on a friend's significant other in the past
85. I own the "South Park" movie
86. I have avoided assignments at school to be on snowboard.com
87. When I was a kid I played many sports
88. I enjoy some country music
89. I would die for my best friends
90. I think that everyone in the world should be free to do whatever they want
91. I watch soap operas whenever I can
92. I'm scared to get into relationship with one of my friends that is just like me
93. I have used my sexuality to advance my career
94. I love Michael Jackson's music (from when he was black)
95. I know most of the words to Aaliyah "How could the one"
96. Halloween is awesome because you get free candy
97. I watch Sponge bob Square pants and I like it
98. I'm happy as of this moment
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i can't die dead enough
Thursday, December 30, 2004 / 8:41 PM
hi.i'm happy.
and i'm sad.
i kind of annoy myself sometimes.
i don't know what marshall sees in me, but that's nothing to complain about.
kay actually let kelly spend the night at ian's. somebody's losing their virginity tonight...if they still have it. dammit, i'm going to shut up now. i have no respect for the living.
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borreeddd!
Wednesday, December 29, 2004 / 2:59 PM
it's 3 and marshall still isn't up. he said i could go wake him up but...i'll just let him sleep. i couldn't sleep last night and i haven't been able to for the past four days. sucks to be me.i haven't used this computer for a few months. it's got a new hard drive. it works...for now.
that's all i have to say.
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Tuesday, December 28, 2004 / 8:02 PM
christmas in missoula was great. we went extreme sledding. uncle david took us most of the way up a logging road on a mountain by their house and we all went down (close to a mile, he said) and then he drove down and took us all the way up again. i almost busted my tailbone in the occasional huge rocks. it's hard to dodge things when you're going 30+ miles an hour down the road! and i got windburn.last night there was a big old party with a bunch of people I don't know. kinda sucked. too many people. but I heard kyle carry on an intelligent conversation. that's kind of rare for us cousins. i don't think i'd be able to talk that maturely. he and this college freshman, jeremy, were talking about school and college and what they wanted to do and what they were good at. i don't know too much about that stuff. and then one family gave my cousins a risk game. I don't like war games so kelly and I played a really long game of twister. nobody ever lost so we gave up.
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Saturday, December 25, 2004 / 11:23 AM
yesterday we went to the hospital to eat dinner with my dad (he was on call all night, wouldn't that suck) and I finally got to see marshall, and today I'm going to missoula for three and a half days. my mom gave me a bunch of hippie crap for christmas, and she gave me one of the same things i gave marshall. my sister got the third invader zim volume with the most horrible christmas ever on it too. well...i'll be back tuesday...bye byebow down
bow down
before the power of santa
or be crushed
be crushed
byyyyyy...
HIS JOLLY BOOTS OF DOOM
-invader zim
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death at last
Wednesday, December 22, 2004 / 11:25 PM
I have no idea how I made it through the day...I got up with yet another brainache, except like no other to the point of nausea. the day was easy, but seemed to last several centuries. then after that I had to go buy a christmas present, and then I went home and slept for four and a half hours. then I finally decided to take some ibuprophen (i'm smart). watched some ghost investigation crap with eustacia and emily, took eustacia home, took a shower, hello.well I don't really have anything profound to say except OH MY GOD NO SCHOOL TIL NEXT YEAR!!! i'm so burned out. no more term papers and exams. i'll be seeing my one tomorrow.
time to sleep for 12+ hours...
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weird but okay
Tuesday, December 21, 2004 / 10:15 PM
1. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food grandfathers first name)Popcorn Jerry
2. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left favorite restaurant)
Altec HuHot
3. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname Town Where You First Partied)
Nothing Nowhere (makes me sound so social don't it)
4. "FLY GIRL" ALIAS (aka J. Lo): (First Initial First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name)
C. Pa (ewwwwwwwwwwwww)
5. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal Where You Went to High School)
Kitten Polson
6. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name Street Where You First Lived)
Evelyn Morse Grove
7. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy Last Name Of Favorite Musician)
Chocolate Hetfield
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mi amor
/ 9:21 PM
*heartheartheart* 1 more day of BS! and then...oh my god. *flings enough flowers to bury the ground six inches deep for the next three miles*2 comments
let it snow propoganda
/ 4:43 PM
bob marley.my friends suck. soon i'll be busted by teachers again...like the pistachio incident *cough*
bob marley.
it snowed all day. it's still snowing. if I listen to bob marley it almost seems like it's summer.
bob marley.
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insanely long post
Monday, December 20, 2004 / 2:30 PM
today is a happy day. know why? because IT JUST IS! (marshall's coming in three days!)last night sucked. it was really windy and it was loud until 3:30. I don't know why I'm so perky after that. I woke up feeling so much better, and no headache. and I only got 4 hours of sleep!
computer guy just called and said the hard drive from the computer upstairs is busted. damn, that sucks. gateway sucks. get HP. this is an HP. my dad is getting me a laptop for college!!!!!!!!!! it's going to be an HP. i hope.
drew got threatened today. he never shuts up about how sexy he is and how all the girls love him. dan grief walked up and told him to quit telling everyone that amanda likes him otherwise he'll hunt him down and blah blah, and then some other guy with dan told him to quit messing with his cousin or else. hahaha...
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Santa's got a mullet, keep on looking out for him
Driving in his I-roc, with the killer rims
Santa has a mullet
As he's streaking through the night
Jamming to Foghat
And drinking Dewar's Light
Singing Fa la la la la...
Singing Fa la la la la...
Angels up in heaven are plucking on their harps,
Santa's wearing oakleys, and he's looking mighty sharp
Santa's got a mullet, and presents for all of ya
I thought he was from the northpole, but he must be from Canada.
Oh yeah Santa's coming, don't you worry, he won't be long.
Santa's got a mullet
Santa's got...Santa's got...
Santa's got... a schlong
A Schlong!
-Nerf Herder
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Sunday, December 19, 2004 / 9:53 PM
woo. i've slept my headache away. now i'm up drinking coffee and studying for two exams. jikzz...i'm actually writing this. what is it with 'jokes' and indian reservations...twenty years ago when my mom taught school in dixon, they still used the term. how quirky.ever have one of those dreams where you jump really high and far, so high and far that you miss the thing you were jumping for and fall? I'm getting better at waking up as soon as I realize it's a dream, otherwise I get really horribly nauseous as I fall. I used to not be able to wake up until I hit the ground.
I should study marine biology and live on the coast for the rest of my life. yep. being at the top of my class in zoology has to mean SOMETHING. except your hair gets all wavy, and mine bleaches in the seawater and no one else's does...it was weird.
must study crinoids and plea bargaining...
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merry...christmas...
/ 3:20 PM
just got done writing my family's christmas letter (my mom hates doing it so i've done it for the past three years at least) and made the conclusion of my term paper longer. my dad diagnosed me with senioritis. yay. my computer screen went fuzzy and everything's hard to read. ibuprophen didn't work for me today. my head hurts..........i'm going back to bed.no lyrics! I have...a merry christmas picture instead. this is how I feel.
FUCK LETTERS AND COMMERCIALISM AND RELIGION!! but i'm likin the reindeer antlers..
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hahaha i'm loving this
/ 1:12 AM
cl1ck!!!1!0 comments
Saturday, December 18, 2004 / 8:06 PM
www.sorryeverybody.comit's an interesting site.
my hair is falling out. I don't think I'm eating enough protein...
I slept all day. I have no energy.
holy crap I didn't know they play dragonball GT on CN now! must watch...
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Friday, December 17, 2004 / 6:17 PM
oh yeah, and I got accepted to montana state.2 comments
3 little birds sit by my doorstep
/ 3:20 PM
ONLY three more final tests till christmas vacation rolls around. the calculus one was taken today, and I think I might have gotten a decent grade on it. i'm so worn out that i doubt i'll be able to sleep. and i'm coughing out my lungs. now to study for english, government, and zoology! and finish my term paper conclusion. death.i started freaking myself out over mel's hole last night. i've known about it for five years or so, but i started listening to more interviews that i hadn't heard before. then my eyes started doing weird things, like when I opened them it would be like a green strobelight...and then one of my glow in the dark stars fell off my ceiling and...seeing that half asleep in the middle of the night makes you think the world is about to end.
why is it always me who has to drive siblings to orthodontist appointments. i had to drive back and forth from the school twice. driving with a headache...not safe.
i can't think of anything interesting to say.
i want to go back to the coast.
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Thursday, December 16, 2004 / 8:54 PM
yesterday I took this 4 hour nap then stayed up til 1 listening to art bell and mel waters on the internet. they is bomb.today I took another nap. had this horrible headache all day. it was worse when I woke up, took pain killers, waited for...three hours, and then I'm better.
as soon as wednesday rolls around, I can quit overexerting myself and feel better.
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and the world will continue to be run by rich white men...like oprah
Tuesday, December 14, 2004 / 10:16 PM
strange feeling...like everything is going the way it's supposed to be. I'm not even controlling it anymore. tractor beam. cruise control.I don't know why I haven't gotten all depressed yet this winter. sure, maybe a little. but not totally, into the depths of darkness of no return. maybe I've successfully brainwashed myself into thinking that the world is wonderful. maybe it's marshall. maybe it's my friends. maybe it's because i've learned to accept myself the way i am. maybe it's because i'm not surrounded by drugees anymore. oh hell...all of the above.
and a coincidental thing. I'm listening to "kanon" in D on marshall's cd. it was always my favorite song...when I played violin I played it in a duet with my best friend in a city competition. wee...
...and to think I came here with nothing to say.
I annotated my entire bibliography today. and I did alllll my calculus homework. and I typed my whooole job specific resume...and wrote it. be proud of me.
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/ 2:02 PM
gimme a big old vicious spite jig eustacia! i caught your cold, except it's only .0001% as bad. so ha. I have an immune system, and it takes a strong mind. I can't give up now! only...six days of school left! and I have a D+ in calculus! WOO!and that's...about...all I have time for. too much crap to do.
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on the boulevard of broken dreams
Monday, December 13, 2004 / 3:25 PM
it's so cold I can't feel my feet or arms.I just gained another friend of no intellectual value. his name is drew, but he is cool in his very own unintellectual and socially acceptable way.
savannah got a tattoo of gir this weekend! it's the same picture of the one I painted, sitting in robot form. it's on her left shoulder blade. soon she's going to get another one of the gir that's on my shirt on her other shoulder. it feels all funky...
and just about every girl in the school commented on my hair. oh wait...and 3 boys. I have achieved social status with my hair...pathetic.
burn calculus burn
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WHY!?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sunday, December 12, 2004 / 1:03 PM
and now it's a dark brown with orange streaks (more natural than the blackish blue I wanted, I guess) and rather short. and my gray hair went away. the lady who did it was so cool, she's seen every single good band in concert at least twice. except pantera (SUCK!). none of us have any hope of that now do we. and I'm going to be all paranoid when I go to concerts now.i feel horrible inside but i've been acting all happy lately.
did vinnie get shot too?
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Friday, December 10, 2004 / 1:57 PM
today there was a drug/weapon search. we had to go out in the hall while the dog searched our stuff, and they came out with this totally random person's bag. what a fake.that was the LONGEST week ever.
now I have to go make cookies for tomorrow (let me guess, you forgot about the marathon again! TOO BAD!) and then to get my hair cut. and I'm dying it. I don't even know what color yet ("nothing too drastic!!"). and this was even my mom's idea, hahahahaha
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and pass the cemetery gates
Thursday, December 09, 2004 / 9:49 PM
everyone's dying. there was this eighth grade girl at the middle school, Rashaunda Denton, OD'd because her boyfriend dumped her, went to bed and never woke up. she was the best friend of one of my internet friends. A guy that goes to my school's big brother died in a car wreck. and Dimebag. and only a month ago, Lee. and in january, Jesi. 96.3 played some of the 911 calls and they play pantera like every other song now. and they canceled stripjoint or steakhouse because of it. tomorrow i'm cutting all my hair off. ALL of it. cuz I haven't cut it since I was 16.4 comments
will we survive the sleep?
/ 2:53 PM
I have horrible news. Dimebag Darrell (he was the lead guitarist from pantera) got shot last night at a damageplan concert by some maniac. close range, several times. and now he's dead, at 38. so are a few members of the crowd plus the gunner himself. I heard it on the radio...I cried.
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mmm...donuts
Tuesday, December 07, 2004 / 7:19 PM
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de-1337-ed
/ 6:35 PM
it feels so great to be sane.I was joking.
today is my dad's birthday. only a few days after ozzy's. ozzy is older than than my dad though. that's funny.
this dude i met from the uk, he's a really good photographer and likes to go to all the ancient sites over there. he sent me some pictures of avebury and stonehenge and they are so cool. I want to go there really bad now...I'd post some of them here but I can't link to my email now can I.
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Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin 'bout the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
-hey, it's finally the end of this song
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Monday, December 06, 2004 / 2:24 PM
it's so cold, I could just shrivel up and die. (what shriveling has anything to do with it, I have no idea.)my brother is sick today. when I came home I thought I'd find him partying or something, but he was sleeping downstairs on the couch. tv off and everything. and he whispered "hi" to me. whispered! he must really be sick.
nothing else all that interesting about my monday, other than i got loaded down on homework. and there are three people so far who joined my mass blog. if you wanna join...ask.
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There's the National Guard and the FBI
There's a van from the Eyewitness News
And helicopters circlin' 'round in the sky
And the bullets are flyin', the body count's risin'
And everyone's dyin' to know, oh Santa, why?
My my my my my my
You used to be such a jolly guy...
-same dude, same song
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mein kampf
Sunday, December 05, 2004 / 9:25 PM
RANDOM explosion of ANGER!! I can only be a workaholic for so many weeks in a row! I need some time to THINK! I need some ME time and some MARSHALL time! well shit, it's only been a week since he left. shit..
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there is some sort of empty void in me and I don't know what it is. I guess I just want to break all the redundancy....
I don't see what's so happy about graduating high school. it only gets worse from there, right?
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i'm such a pirate, i wear TWO eye patches! YARRRR!
/ 5:49 PM
saturday is for catching up on sleep, sunday is for catching up on homework. i wonder how it went with eustacia and david last night...i skinned a knee and bruised the crunchy one. that isn't very nice. i'm putting off the term paper for a little while. all i need is another half page. two more essays due this week. one is about an issue of concern where she says our term paper topics would work. but screw the patriot act. i'm probably gonna do this parallelism between the book we're reading right now, "1984", and our big old secretive lying government. and i'm not even gonna say a lot of the stuff i believe in, everyone will just know how crazy i am...like it was bush who hired terrorists to do up the WTC. I even had that going before i saw fahrenheit 9/11. i'm willing to open my mind up to anything at this point, call me gullible, but it's how i want to figure out the truth. i was raised to be paranoid. damn it.sometimes when I wake up in the morning I have this heavy realization that it won't always be this way. I'm going to die, I won't live in this body anymore, where will I be then? none of this matters. what I strive for in this life has no significance, yet we all have some sort of instinct to strive anyway. I won't be able to go back to the way it is now....will I want to though? that's what scares me. right now, I think that I would want to. when i'm in the afterlife, I could think things that I have no control over. would I ever be able to see these people ever again? would I forget who marshall is? if i did...would I care? i feel like my whole personality will die along with me, and I won't even care.
If anyone can hear me slap some sense in me
But you turn your head and I end up talking to myself
Anxiety has got me strung out and frustrated
So I loose my head or I bang it up against the wall
-greenday (not christmassy, i know)
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I'm jingly!
Saturday, December 04, 2004 / 5:41 PM
my mom dressed me all up in my harem pants and a short brown velvet top thing. and then there's a brown hip kerchief and a veil around one shoulder. I'm all jingly!we set up this afternoon and it starts at 7.
buh bye...
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out on your corner in the pouring rain...
/ 1:27 AM
I just took this 56 page inkblot test and it said my subconcious is made up of love. I thought it would have been anger or something. my headache went away and then i ate candy corn...now I don't feel like sleeping. and it's like 1:30...they should make 3D minesweeper. that would suck.
what doesn't suck is when you find that your archnemesis is exactly like you, except they make it more prominent. then it's just funny.
there are two things that have come to mind within the past couple days. one is the thing that pulled me out of the water when I was three. whatever it was, I owe it my life. the thing that materialized and dematerialized all in about two seconds. I never got to see it...I just know it was female.
the other thing is the firetower. what is that feeling you get when you walk out on the cement deck all the way up there? the sky is bigger than you think. the whole sky would be pink and orange when the sun set. and at night the breeze would kick up and make the steel radio antenna right next to us make this hollow whistling noise that sounded just like like the ufo song thingy from close encounters of the third kind. unearthly. we were off the planet and far from it. you could get a view of the stars because the deck went all the way around. in the day we would hang out inside. there was a sink (but no water) and in the middle an island with one of those map things with an eyehole so you could tell where exactly a fire was. radio stations came in great and numerous, probably because of that radio antenna right next to the tower. we found this awesome reggae station and drove the parents crazy because they think it's weird. em and i abused the vacation journal as usual (but I think the one at elkhorn hot springs was the best one. if you ever go there...look at their vacation journal. it's just wrong...). and then we found something really entertaining to do that never seemed to get old. it had something to do with the spraybottle and a flyswatter.
guess i'll go to bed now. no lyrics for you today. maybe later.
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Friday, December 03, 2004 / 6:59 PM
somebody should tell me whether this is real or not.http://www.world-cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/30/bush.arrest/index.html
I missed two at least. that ain't bad i guess...and on the calculus test, I got a NINETY PERCENT. that's like the best grade i've gotten in there all year. but I still have a C- so it meant nothing.
my mom wanted me to go to the dress rehearsal today to tell me what to do with the sound system. but...right after school I passed out. didn't wake up til my brother pounded on the door at 5 and said my mom wanted me to get there by 5:30. 20 minutes later when I got there my mom only got time to show me where the cd player was before we had to leave. (the manager was going to lock up early. stupid.) lawrence and sandra were there. they want me to do a database for them during christmas break sometime. everyone wanted to know why I wasn't dancing, but I haven't done anything since this summer. it'll be cool though. my mom got all these little kids to model stuff for her, and then her and some of her students are dancing of course, and then during the modeling my mom's african drum group will do the music. and then there's me, I'm just the sound manager. greeeat. (belly dance, tomorrow afternoon at the new moon café)
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polyester worms
Thursday, December 02, 2004 / 10:10 PM
everything is good and perfect (subliminal message: marshall=everything). other than the government test tomorrow, but that balances out because mr. hislop is bringing us donuts because we answered 10 questions in a row right. I helped in that...okay, so there was a clip-on tie clipped to my sleeve at lunch. it supposedly got 3 miles to the gallon. it was 100% polyester, made by the lovely chinese and their polyester worms.
lettuce with italian dressing makes you hyper. it was all I ate for dinner. we were singing this song in spanish that I learned in 7th grade choir. Cada vez, cada vez que lo veo pasar/mi corazón se enloquece/y me empieza a palpitar/bidi bidi bom bom/y se emociona, ya no razona/no lo puedo controlar...don't ask me how I remember this, I didn't even know spanish back then.
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grandma got run over by a beer truck
walking home from the brewery christmas eve
-my old friend sari
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all in all you're just another brick in the wall
Wednesday, December 01, 2004 / 10:18 PM
"Christian theology: nothing so grotesque could possibly be true." -Edward Abbey"Properly read, the Bible is the most potent force for atheism ever conceived." -Isaac Asimov
"The trouble with born again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around." -Herb Caen
"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of 10 things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these 10 things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry for ever and ever until the end of time...but he loves you." -George Carlin
"We must question the story logic of having an all-knowing, all-powerful God, who creates faulty humans, and then blames them for his own mistakes." -Gene Roddenberry
i've had experiences with christians. they were rather horrifying. they still haunt me. ughhh...
the world is full of shit. i can be blamed.
let me know when winter's over. i wanna go back to lake como, lay under the stars, on the ledge of the cliff over the lake. or then there is that firetower...that's ten times better. you'd have to go there. someday...yeah I should arrange an outing with friends or whatever. it'll be the best.
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derrrr
/ 3:56 PM
both essays done and it's only wednesday. I feel like I'm forgetting something still...see, I quit resisting everything and it all works better. I had this whole theory going, and then this weekend I was reading "nothing in this book is true, but it's exactly how things are" and it had the same exact thing in it. wasted energy I tell you. I could have figured that out so much sooner if I had read the book faster. and I also read that Germany landed on the moon in 1941 and the secret government started building a colony on mars in the early 60's. never was used because they figured out that entire solar system was going to have a pole shift (DOOM). there are also these yogis in india who are over 300 years old.
okay, maybe I should go find something constructive to do with my life now...
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Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, 'It tastes just like chicken!'
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
-Weird Al
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