derrrr
Wednesday, December 01, 2004 / 3:56 PM
both essays done and it's only wednesday. I feel like I'm forgetting something still...
see, I quit resisting everything and it all works better. I had this whole theory going, and then this weekend I was reading "nothing in this book is true, but it's exactly how things are" and it had the same exact thing in it. wasted energy I tell you. I could have figured that out so much sooner if I had read the book faster. and I also read that Germany landed on the moon in 1941 and the secret government started building a colony on mars in the early 60's. never was used because they figured out that entire solar system was going to have a pole shift (DOOM). there are also these yogis in india who are over 300 years old.
okay, maybe I should go find something constructive to do with my life now...
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Well, the workshop is gone now, he decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces of Cupid and Comet
And he tied up his helpers and he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into reindeer sausage
He got Dancer and Prancer with an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dasher just like Freddie Krueger
And he picked up a flamethrower and barbecued Blitzen
And he took a big bite and said, 'It tastes just like chicken!'
The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the North Pole
Without steppin' in reindeer guts
-Weird Al
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