de-1337-ed
Tuesday, December 07, 2004 / 6:35 PM
it feels so great to be sane.
I was joking.
today is my dad's birthday. only a few days after ozzy's. ozzy is older than than my dad though. that's funny.
this dude i met from the uk, he's a really good photographer and likes to go to all the ancient sites over there. he sent me some pictures of avebury and stonehenge and they are so cool. I want to go there really bad now...I'd post some of them here but I can't link to my email now can I.
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Yes, Virginia, now Santa's doing time
In a federal prison for his infamous crime
Hey, little friend, now don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years
But now Vixen's in therapy and Donner's still nervous
And the elves all got jobs working for the postal service
And they say Mrs. Claus, she's on the phone every night
With her lawyer negotiating the movie rights
They're talkin 'bout the night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nicholas flipped
Broke his back for some milk and cookies
Sounds to me like he was tired of gettin' gypped
-hey, it's finally the end of this song
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