Monday, April 13, 2009 / 11:43 PM
now for part two, the sober half.
jay says:
im really sore i think i got beat up while i was drunk yesterday
kissa says:
aw i'm sorry
butt traps, they'll come back to bite you in the ass i tell ya
jay says:
ya i sat on the toilet this morning and go figure i actually ended up catching a racoon up their boy was he pissed
i mean it may have been a bear trap but it was one sizely racoon
kissa says:
shiiit, well good thing i installed that
jay says:
i know who knows what part of my body he would have moved to next if we hadnt stopped him at the butt of things
(drum roll for lame joke)
kissa says:
ooooooh
jay says:
ya i know right turns out my jokes suck when im sober to haha, how was your day?
kissa says:
boring
jay says:
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
did you do any thing that was not boring?
kissa says:
ummmm...i waved at my friend and procrastinated on myspace a lot...oh and i got to listen to the color fred's EP that comes out saturday
jay says:
was it good?
kissa says:
pretty tasty it was
jay says:
like chiness good or mexican food or like hey this is a fatty steak good?
kissa says:
i'd give it an ultra spicy thai good
jay says:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
so are you bfin a dino in this pic?
kissa says:
yes i am, it's a pretty great inside joke actually
jay says:
can i get into the joke ?
or is it super inside
kissa says:
my friend cheryl and i always joke like we're lovers and stuff...so this one time i was like hey, if you can find a picture of two velociraptors having sex and photoshop in our faces, i'll marry you
and by some act of god she did, so now we're married on facebook
jay says:
so what your saying is sex with dinosaurs is really good?
those dont look like raptors though
you may have been fooled into marrying this girl
kissa says:
yeah, she told me later they were t-rexes...oh well
she's still my loving wife
jay says:
and you have to stay together for the kids,
or whatever mutated animal came from 2 half dino half girls
kissa says:
lol
we planned on making as many that would fit on a rocket ship to the moon
jay says:
love the cum face though haha and it looks like your taking her dinoginity
kissa says:
haha
jay says:
i mean thats a good plan just incase they get wierd dino faces you can just be like its the plan
its what your loving mothersaurus would have wanted
kissa says:
well we completed the circle of life, what else would you expect from your prehistoric child
jay says:
a fourth jurrasic park
kissa says:
that would be scary as hell
jay says:
and rated ex with your lesbian dino love
kissa says:
yep
it'll be like a porno slash horror flick
jay says:
my problem is i would get confused like do i masturbate when the naked chicks come on or some one gets ripped in half bye a t rex
i would just leave with sexual frustrations worthy of a psyc book
kissa says:
haha
jay says:
im glad your amused. im going to walk out of that movie and get beat up! every one is going to be like why is the kid with the boner crying?
kissa says:
no everyone will be crying, from terror and joy and heartbreak and ecstacy
jay says:
so what your saying is no one will notice i peed my pants and ontop of that have an erection?
kissa says:
hmm i dunno, you could make a break for it as soon as the credits roll
jay says:
or just tell them some pussy next to me cryed so much that my pants where wet and had dried into the postion of a boner
kissa says:
i'd definitely believe it
jay says:
well thats the story! you have to help me sell it to people who have that look on their face that says i should hide my dog from this pervert
kissa says:
will do
what does it matter though, you went with the mastermind behind the entire movie so you must be cool
jay says:
your right! no one can judge the pervert when he is with the cool kids
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/ 2:26 AM
ah, drunk people....
jay says:
i have a huge boner for bring me the horizon and a day to remember right now just cuz that guy sounds like mike hera
kissa says:
haha i just saw bmth
jay says:
where they good live?
kissa says:
excellent
jay says:
yay!!! i have gotten alot of mixed messages about their live performances
kissa says:
oli just totally cherry bombed into the crowd with the mic, didn't even hesitate or anything
jay says:
amazing!!! i am so jealous
kissa says:
and i met thursday and they signed a poster for me
and when they were onstage geoff fell on me and we hugged, haha
jay says:
very sexy
i think the only bands i have hung out with that liked me where aiden and scary kids scaring kids o and on the last day
kissa says:
nice
jay says:
thats a lie now that i think about it the only band that did not like me was some old school punk band
and we got in a fight \
kissa says:
lol
jay says:
bye fight i mean they put their left thumb in my butt and i cryed
kissa says:
aww
jay says:
i know right its not my fault i was born with a super sensitive butt hole
kissa says:
lmao
shoulda warned em or something
jay says:
just been like guys before you tear my butthole apart just know, im really sensitve
kissa says:
haha
jay says:
do you think it will work? do you think they would go softer on me?
kissa says:
probably not, i mean rockstars these days, they're just a bunch of insensitive dickheads, don't give a shit about your butt's feelings
jay says:
so i should just have my butt reinforced with stainless steel?
kissa says:
yeah, or maybe booby trap your butt so they'll never even think about doing it again
jay says:
that way it dose not get tarnished
like put a minutare bear trap up my pooper?
kissa says:
yeah, that should do it
jay says:
i think the real question hear is will you help me?
kissa says:
how much you got?
ten bucks SOLD
jay says:
what i thought we where friends?
kissa says:
okay fine, but just this once, next time it might cost you
i don't wanna be shoving bear traps up your ass every other day now
jay says:
o come on just this once? just the tip just for a second just to see how it feels?
kissa says:
jay, you and your fetishes all the time, first it's cocker spaniels and now this? i think it's time we got you some help
jay says:
i know i know but its cheaper to buy bear traps than pshychitrist
kissa says:
fair enough
jay says:
so you will help ?
kissa says:
okay, but keep on the downlow
jay says:
you dont want to make this public and exclusive?
kissa says:
my pride would be ruined forever, not to mention they might find out that your butt is a trap
jay says:
so you think im gross? thats just rude
jokes?
kissa says:
okay so we've all got our weird fetishes, but bear trap in the ass is just pushin it kid, i don't know man
jay says:
come on i promise ill do it for you!
kissa says:
...would you really?
jay says:
thats how pretty i think you are duh
kissa says:
well i just got an instant boner
jay says:
yay
!
i gave a girl an erection
my mom warned me of this day
kissa says:
you're a real man now
jay says:
really i was scared it would be that quick
i have heard about this whole premature ejaculation thing and i knew i was going to be that guy
kissa says:
well i'm proud of you
but now you have to finish it
jay says:
my premature ejaculation?
i thought the problem was that i already finished
kissa says:
no, get rid of my blue balls
jay says:
should i use the tounge?
kissa says:
hmm well that beats the bear trap in most cases right?
close second though, i must say
jay says:
i mean i can grab the couger trap if that will fix things?
kissa says:
daaamn, now we're talkin
jay says:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo shit
is it wierd that i am totally into this/
kissa says:
i'm laughing my ass off right now
jay says:
wait slow down if you laugh it all the way off like it might end up taking a leg too
be carefull!!!!!!!!
kissa says:
oh shit
gotta keep that thing in there
jay says:
the leg ?
i just want to keep it on you where are you putting your letg?
kissa says:
lol, i meant the trap, is my leg in there too?
jay says:
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
im going to be honest im drunk so i am lost
kissa says:
ok, first i said i better keep that trap in my ass, then i was wondering if my leg was up my ass too
jay says:
well in that case you either have very small legs.
or a very big anal passage
kissa says:
lol
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Friday, April 03, 2009 / 9:39 PM
01) 21st Century Breakdown
02) Know Your Enemy
03) ¡Viva La Gloria!
04) Before the Lobotomy
05) Christian's Inferno
06) Last Night on Earth
07) East Jesus Nowhere
08) Peacemaker
09) Last of the American Girls
10) Murder City
11) ¿Viva La Gloria?
12) Restless Heart Syndrome
13) Horseshoes and Handgrenades
14) Drama Queen
15) Static Age
16) 21 Guns
17) American Eulogy
18) See the Light
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