Monday, April 13, 2009 / 11:43 PM
now for part two, the sober half.
jay says:
im really sore i think i got beat up while i was drunk yesterday
kissa says:
aw i'm sorry
butt traps, they'll come back to bite you in the ass i tell ya
jay says:
ya i sat on the toilet this morning and go figure i actually ended up catching a racoon up their boy was he pissed
i mean it may have been a bear trap but it was one sizely racoon
kissa says:
shiiit, well good thing i installed that
jay says:
i know who knows what part of my body he would have moved to next if we hadnt stopped him at the butt of things
(drum roll for lame joke)
kissa says:
ooooooh
jay says:
ya i know right turns out my jokes suck when im sober to haha, how was your day?
kissa says:
boring
jay says:
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
did you do any thing that was not boring?
kissa says:
ummmm...i waved at my friend and procrastinated on myspace a lot...oh and i got to listen to the color fred's EP that comes out saturday
jay says:
was it good?
kissa says:
pretty tasty it was
jay says:
like chiness good or mexican food or like hey this is a fatty steak good?
kissa says:
i'd give it an ultra spicy thai good
jay says:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
so are you bfin a dino in this pic?
kissa says:
yes i am, it's a pretty great inside joke actually
jay says:
can i get into the joke ?
or is it super inside
kissa says:
my friend cheryl and i always joke like we're lovers and stuff...so this one time i was like hey, if you can find a picture of two velociraptors having sex and photoshop in our faces, i'll marry you
and by some act of god she did, so now we're married on facebook
jay says:
so what your saying is sex with dinosaurs is really good?
those dont look like raptors though
you may have been fooled into marrying this girl
kissa says:
yeah, she told me later they were t-rexes...oh well
she's still my loving wife
jay says:
and you have to stay together for the kids,
or whatever mutated animal came from 2 half dino half girls
kissa says:
lol
we planned on making as many that would fit on a rocket ship to the moon
jay says:
love the cum face though haha and it looks like your taking her dinoginity
kissa says:
haha
jay says:
i mean thats a good plan just incase they get wierd dino faces you can just be like its the plan
its what your loving mothersaurus would have wanted
kissa says:
well we completed the circle of life, what else would you expect from your prehistoric child
jay says:
a fourth jurrasic park
kissa says:
that would be scary as hell
jay says:
and rated ex with your lesbian dino love
kissa says:
yep
it'll be like a porno slash horror flick
jay says:
my problem is i would get confused like do i masturbate when the naked chicks come on or some one gets ripped in half bye a t rex
i would just leave with sexual frustrations worthy of a psyc book
kissa says:
haha
jay says:
im glad your amused. im going to walk out of that movie and get beat up! every one is going to be like why is the kid with the boner crying?
kissa says:
no everyone will be crying, from terror and joy and heartbreak and ecstacy
jay says:
so what your saying is no one will notice i peed my pants and ontop of that have an erection?
kissa says:
hmm i dunno, you could make a break for it as soon as the credits roll
jay says:
or just tell them some pussy next to me cryed so much that my pants where wet and had dried into the postion of a boner
kissa says:
i'd definitely believe it
jay says:
well thats the story! you have to help me sell it to people who have that look on their face that says i should hide my dog from this pervert
kissa says:
will do
what does it matter though, you went with the mastermind behind the entire movie so you must be cool
jay says:
your right! no one can judge the pervert when he is with the cool kids
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