Monday, April 13, 2009 / 2:26 AM
ah, drunk people....
jay says:
i have a huge boner for bring me the horizon and a day to remember right now just cuz that guy sounds like mike hera
kissa says:
haha i just saw bmth
jay says:
where they good live?
kissa says:
excellent
jay says:
yay!!! i have gotten alot of mixed messages about their live performances
kissa says:
oli just totally cherry bombed into the crowd with the mic, didn't even hesitate or anything
jay says:
amazing!!! i am so jealous
kissa says:
and i met thursday and they signed a poster for me
and when they were onstage geoff fell on me and we hugged, haha
jay says:
very sexy
i think the only bands i have hung out with that liked me where aiden and scary kids scaring kids o and on the last day
kissa says:
nice
jay says:
thats a lie now that i think about it the only band that did not like me was some old school punk band
and we got in a fight \
kissa says:
lol
jay says:
bye fight i mean they put their left thumb in my butt and i cryed
kissa says:
aww
jay says:
i know right its not my fault i was born with a super sensitive butt hole
kissa says:
lmao
shoulda warned em or something
jay says:
just been like guys before you tear my butthole apart just know, im really sensitve
kissa says:
haha
jay says:
do you think it will work? do you think they would go softer on me?
kissa says:
probably not, i mean rockstars these days, they're just a bunch of insensitive dickheads, don't give a shit about your butt's feelings
jay says:
so i should just have my butt reinforced with stainless steel?
kissa says:
yeah, or maybe booby trap your butt so they'll never even think about doing it again
jay says:
that way it dose not get tarnished
like put a minutare bear trap up my pooper?
kissa says:
yeah, that should do it
jay says:
i think the real question hear is will you help me?
kissa says:
how much you got?
ten bucks SOLD
jay says:
what i thought we where friends?
kissa says:
okay fine, but just this once, next time it might cost you
i don't wanna be shoving bear traps up your ass every other day now
jay says:
o come on just this once? just the tip just for a second just to see how it feels?
kissa says:
jay, you and your fetishes all the time, first it's cocker spaniels and now this? i think it's time we got you some help
jay says:
i know i know but its cheaper to buy bear traps than pshychitrist
kissa says:
fair enough
jay says:
so you will help ?
kissa says:
okay, but keep on the downlow
jay says:
you dont want to make this public and exclusive?
kissa says:
my pride would be ruined forever, not to mention they might find out that your butt is a trap
jay says:
so you think im gross? thats just rude
jokes?
kissa says:
okay so we've all got our weird fetishes, but bear trap in the ass is just pushin it kid, i don't know man
jay says:
come on i promise ill do it for you!
kissa says:
...would you really?
jay says:
thats how pretty i think you are duh
kissa says:
well i just got an instant boner
jay says:
yay
!
i gave a girl an erection
my mom warned me of this day
kissa says:
you're a real man now
jay says:
really i was scared it would be that quick
i have heard about this whole premature ejaculation thing and i knew i was going to be that guy
kissa says:
well i'm proud of you
but now you have to finish it
jay says:
my premature ejaculation?
i thought the problem was that i already finished
kissa says:
no, get rid of my blue balls
jay says:
should i use the tounge?
kissa says:
hmm well that beats the bear trap in most cases right?
close second though, i must say
jay says:
i mean i can grab the couger trap if that will fix things?
kissa says:
daaamn, now we're talkin
jay says:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo shit
is it wierd that i am totally into this/
kissa says:
i'm laughing my ass off right now
jay says:
wait slow down if you laugh it all the way off like it might end up taking a leg too
be carefull!!!!!!!!
kissa says:
oh shit
gotta keep that thing in there
jay says:
the leg ?
i just want to keep it on you where are you putting your letg?
kissa says:
lol, i meant the trap, is my leg in there too?
jay says:
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
im going to be honest im drunk so i am lost
kissa says:
ok, first i said i better keep that trap in my ass, then i was wondering if my leg was up my ass too
jay says:
well in that case you either have very small legs.
or a very big anal passage
kissa says:
lol
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