Wednesday, November 30, 2005 / 12:57 PM
i feel horrible1 comments
Tuesday, November 29, 2005 / 11:47 PM
HEY GUESS WHAT. i almost feel like a social being.0 comments
/ 5:55 PM
i have been thouroughly convinced this week that my body AND mind are decomposing right before my eyes.yet my only sources of complete happiness and insane depression come from within me.
i suppose i'm ripping myself apart. or something.
but dear lord, please let me get an a on that calculus exam on friday.
i took the last chem exam today. it got pwnd.
so i will bask in my lovely headache and lethargy and very uncomfortable jaw and stuffy sinuses and confusedness and both my infections and go sit alone at the food zoo. damn you.
at least my fish accepts me for what i am.
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Monday, November 28, 2005 / 11:27 PM
Name 5 of life's simple pleasures that you like most, then pick 5 people to do the same. Try to be original and creative and not to use things that someone else has already used. Tag 5 people on your list1) listening to music in the dark
2) fishtanks
3) undercooked cream of wheat
4) yarn
5) hailstorms...big ones
i choose...
1) ev
2) er
3) yb
4) od
5) y!!!!!!
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Sunday, November 27, 2005 / 8:44 PM
the fire alarm went off and everyone had to stand outside for HALF AN HOUR! i just got back.massive head pain.
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Friday, November 25, 2005 / 2:15 PM
yay thanksgiving. it seems like the most useless and boring holiday of all, but it always turns out to be fun somehow. the cousins and we made a sequel to spandex man. i think it's our best home movie EVER!but then marshall came home and got all pissed at me because i wanted to go to bed at 2 in the morning. WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH THAT?!!!?!>!>!>!ML;RKIPFAH! i'm TRYING to sleep off the remainder of this virus thing but NO. all i did was go to the bathroom, then came back and sat on my bed because i knew i wouldn't be able to sleep with all the loud marshall breathing. then out of nowhere he starts moping and bitching. i have no idea. so, apparently 'i'm killing him' and he's not coming out of his room today. but maybe he cheered up a little since he got a nosebleed. you'd have to be there to realize the comic relief of bloody noses.
i smell roses. it's a good sign.
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meh, i never went back to bed.
Monday, November 21, 2005 / 7:53 PM
yea, i was dead tired all day till 5:00 hit. which was the time all my classes were over. how freakin convenient. what makes it worse was i couldn't really sleep last night BECAUSE i was so tired. life is such a bitch. like death.the only thing i have to say about opiate of the masses was that the singer had a cool belt, the guitarist had cool gloves, and the drummer was entertaining. otherwise they weren't all that memorable.
in ill nino, 4 out of 6 members have dredlocks. fun unto itself. then again, it's a typical band thing these days.
this drunk retard dropped his beer by my brother's foot, then apologized and asked if he wanted some crack. later on (he was standing next to me) fell in front of marshall and i under the seats, and marshall had to pick him up. he shook marshall's hand. feel priviledged marshall.
nick and marshall went moshing. i didn't go because i'm sure i'd get broken or violated.
how does wayne get his hair like that? eggs? it was still perfect even after all the head banging. he looked PERFECT. the beard and the complexion and the beard and the muscle shirt and the puntss...i wonder what shoes he was wearing. i couldn't see. anyway, i've never seen a picture of him without his hair straight up. does he ever get tired of doing it every single day? i'll bet it just grows that way. hee hee
i think he's a genius.
btw, my throat quit hurting yesterday.
(ooo, and also on the same page i found the wayne picture i found another genius messing with a camera: JHONEN!!!!!!!!)
I GET TO GO HOME TOMORRROOOOWOWWWWWOEITHWAEOITHAOEIH
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4 MORE HOURS UNTIL I CAN GO BACK TO BED
/ 11:56 AM
5 years ago--------------------
How old were you?: 14
What grade were you in?: 8th
Where did you go to school?: GJH....gering junior high
Where did you work?: unemployed
Where did you live?: Gering, NE
Where did you hang out?: the skating rink, jeanette or sarah's house, skate park
How was your hair style?: longer
Did you wear braces?: no
Did you wear glasses?: no
Who was your best friend?: Jeanette and Sarah
Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend?: none
Who was your celebrity crush?: no
Who was your regular-person crush?: Mike
Still a virgin?: yea
How many piercings did you have?: none
How many tattoos did you have?: none
What was your favorite band?: green day...maybe some static-x...
What was your biggest fear?: ...sigh.
Had you smoked a cigarette yet?: no
Had you gotten drunk or high yet?: no, and will i ever? no.
Had you driven yet?: no
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Now
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How old are you?: 19
What's your educational status?: college freshman
Where do you go to school?: UM
Where do you work?: the country store
Where do you live?: Missoula...half the time
Where do you hang out?: my house, my cousins' house, my grandparents' house (WOOOOOO!)
How is your hair style?: you know how it is...
Do you wear braces?: nay
Do you wear glasses?: nooo
Who is your best friend?: marshall and roostacia
Who is your boyfriend/girlfriend?: hmm let's think on that
Who is your celebrity crush?: johnny depp
Who's your regular-person crush?: dun dun dunnn
Still a Virgin?: meh
How many piercings do you have?: 2
How many tattoos do you have?: none
What is your favorite band?: green day...maybe some static-x...
Have you gotten drunk or high yet?: no.
Have you driven yet?: mhmm
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/ 12:29 AM
crap...i recorded all the songs at the concert but none of them turned out because the bass was so huge...it's all just a bunch of fuzz...oh well. i knew something horrible would happen because it was too perfect.it was teh cool. the first band sucked. ill nino wasn't as bad. static-x was awesome. too bad everyone was trashed.
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Friday, November 18, 2005 / 1:18 PM
well jesus christ. i'm bloody sick and i hope it's not strep. because that's what it feels like. except it's not to the point where it hurts too much to swallow or speak. yet. because last time i got strep i had to spit in the sink because i couldn't swallow anymore. and i had to write what i needed to say because it hurt too much. i can still kinda swallow right now, though it hurts and takes a lot of effort. my left tonsil is swollen, but not pus-y. i called off work. i don't want to spread this through people's food. eww.4 comments
YAAAAAAAAYBARMITZVAHYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!
Thursday, November 17, 2005 / 2:43 PM
I applied for a single room back in october, but instead i got a pantzer suite. that's probably even better. it's a group of four bedrooms with a living room in the middle with a microwave, a fridge, and 2 bathrooms. also, there are NO SMOKERS ALLOWED TO LIVE THERE!!! sweet. (i bet they all drink though...but i'm pretty sure my bedroom would have a lock.)OH!! and other goodish news. IF i get an a on all three of my calculus exams (i've taken 2 with a's so far), i don't have to take the final!!!!!!!!! what makes it even better is the final is at 8 in the morning..........i would get to sleep in AND have absolutely nothing that day....
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dear god, they have a uhf quiz!!
Tuesday, November 15, 2005 / 9:24 PM
You are Yappy's Dog Treats!
What Stupid UHF Prop are You?
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sooo me
Monday, November 14, 2005 / 11:04 PM
Smart but angsty....now ask me another question
What JTHM moment are you?
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random.
/ 10:01 PM
i have just realized how horrible this looks in internet explorer. AND I'M NOT SORRY, YOU NON-FIREFOX-LOVIN' BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!i had the best dream about the best place. i don't think it was on this planet either. it was a warm, muggy beach. the sand was tan, almost orange, and thick enough for your feet to sink into it. not far off the beach (10-20 feet) were tall, thin pillars of sandstone of the same color. the ocean was the deepest aqua blue, with white foam. the sky was white too.
wanna know the origin of the name of my blog (LAME)? a couple summers ago we caught those field mice we still have around the house. then emily, eui, and i caught huge grasshoppers outside and threw them in their cage. the grasshoppers were so huge that the mice couldn't overtake them all at once. they had to eat their legs off first, one at a time. so eventually most of the grasshoppers had one leg ripped off and walked/jumped around all retarded-like, so we said LAAAAAAAMMME!!!!!!!! i'nit so inspiring and intellectual? indeedy.
my clark fork river scars on my hand have turned into little raised pock marks. good memories.
...and now a conversation! (Panda is Dan)
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
are you there?
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillzJames' mad running skillz) says:
no!
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
*cries*
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
i'm HERE!
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
yay
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
*happy smiley stuff*
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
wee
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
sorry
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
?
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
bad stuff
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
!
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
yeah
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
*runs around screaming incoherently*
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
:|
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
... :D
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
ooo?
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
*does the same*
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
*stops and watches*
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
*20 minutes later notices you staring, stops and looks around all confused-like*
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
what?
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
can i have some PRIVACY while i run screaming incoherently?
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
oh...umm..sure..sorry...*runs away and hides*
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
well TOO BAD, BECAUSE YOU RUINED MY RUNNING-SCREAMING-INCOHERENTLY MOOD!!!! *pushes elevator button and descends into the ground*
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
brb
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
*cries*
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
hi
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
hi
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
what are you doing down here?
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
um..i dont know
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
YOU WERE USING MY ELEVATOR BUTTON WEREN'T YOU!
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
oh, okay.
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
i fell down the hole.
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
ah.
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
that's the only problem with these stupid elevator things...
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nurrrrrrrrr
/ 10:00 AM
| What Your Underwear Says About You |
 Admit it, you've dreamed of being a underwear model. You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone. |
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Sunday, November 13, 2005 / 10:29 PM
my roommate makes me feel like i'm boring. she always asks what i did over the weekend and i say not much of anything. she laughs and says do you ever do anything? but it seems like she's just a little illogical and compulsive. like she got her nipples pierced this weekend. she complains how stupid she was and how much it hurts. well what did you think would happen?! and what's the point of pierced nipples anyway? that's like the last place i would ever pierce. kuni: STOOPAD!number two is her budget. she spent 1,500 dollars within the first two months she was here. i don't think i've spent much more than 30 bucks.
and number three is her friends. she just tolerates their stupidity.
friend: dude i haven't gone to any of my classes, i've like been sitting around and eating m&ms all day.
steph: cool!!!!!!!!
then she tried getting the friend to go to the class they were in and he's like NOOOO! and then she said they'd just go to the first 15 minutes and he's like NOOO!! and made up every excuse he could think of not to go. uhm...why the hell are you in college?
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poorly descripted, but what the hell.
Friday, November 11, 2005 / 5:32 PM
 | You scored as Faerie. Faerie: Aren't you a cute little flying person? Faeries are earth spirits. They live among each element completely hidden. They have cousins called Pixies. Pixies however, are very mischevious. They enjoy tormenting other creatures for fun. Little pranksters.. I hope you never meet one. Pixies have a bad reputation for finding a creature and clinging to them until death. Faeries can be somewhat close to a Pixie, but mostly they are loving, playful, and carry with them a child-like enthusiasm for life. Hide among the petals of a Daisy, you are a Faerie.
What Mythological Creature are you? (Cool Pics!) created with QuizFarm.com |
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take that, bitch *slap*
Thursday, November 10, 2005 / 2:35 PM
| You Passed 8th Grade Math |
 Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct! |
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things everyone understands but me
Wednesday, November 09, 2005 / 11:13 PM
do people talk just because it's the socially acceptable thing to do? are there other reasons? is it because they love themselves? hate themselves? think someone cares? think everyone should care? their mouth is detached from their brain and just babbles on and on? why do people act like they're interested in other people? are they actually interested? do they just want a social status? do they just want to laugh at you in their head? are they bored and just can't be alone? why do they wear makeup? why do they laugh? why are they wearing that? why are they smiling? are they really human? are they just as scared of everyone as i am? why not? how could they not be? how do they just assume it's okay to express themselves to anyone?i just have to stare at people thinking things like this. i just...don't get it. i'm deathly paranoid of everyone around me. i just want to know how people break that catch in their throat. what keeps them from not being afraid of their voice, and the voices all around them. all the eyes watching them, comprehending them. it's like they don't even think about it. they just...speak. it even seems like they enjoy it.
it's just me, isn't it.
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one word: intelligence
/ 10:56 PM
cancer cures smokingO that is lyk so totaly pmip
as the great poet, God once said, "somebody set up us the bomb!"
damn you pmip!
cancer cures smoking
pmips these days...
as the great poet, God once said, "somebody set up us the bomb!"
*shakes fist at sky*
as the great poet, God once said, "somebody set up us the bomb!"
cause the pmips have a sky palace.
cancer cures smoking
skypmips
as the great poet, God once said, "somebody set up us the bomb!"
called pmips place of palacial sky pmipiness.
cancer cures smoking
pmipizzy in the skizzy
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| as the great poet, God once said, "somebody set up us the bomb!" | e-mail spattsunami or some such. | ||||
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| as the great poet, God once said, "somebody set up us the bomb!" | rah |
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/ 7:41 PM
so my coworker acquaintance friend dude sits down next to me at the food zoo, tells me what a long day it's been. sees my ring, says he's engaged too. says his girlfriend took a pregnancy test today. it was positive. it's been a long day, he says.well that sucks.
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/ 12:48 PM
here lies the season where i can't feel my feet for the next SIX MONTHS!!!!0 comments
Tuesday, November 08, 2005 / 11:46 PM
i just saw the jesus of suburbia video. it's um...graphic. graphicness expected because well...just listen to the story line. but they could leave out some of the s word. but after the first five minutes it gets more symbolic.i got opal bloodworms! yea he likes them a lot. he's rather violent when he eats them. rarr
i gave one to the mouse too. he said yumchums
kind of pathetic when you're only close to one person and talk about nothing but your obsessions on the internet. how narrow. i like being this way too. i'm so unloveable. and i don't care! -_-
my mom showed me an article on TMJ last weekend, and i think that might be what's wrong with my jaw. and may be why i have headaches so much. it's when you clench or grit your teeth in your sleep and it messes up your jaw. for the past few years my jaw hasn't aligned right and i have to pop it one way to open and pop it the other way to shut it. sometimes it won't pop at all so i can't align my teeth together all the way. i always thought it was double jointed because a couple other people in my family have double jointed jaws. i used to have a tooth guard thing but i chewed it up too much so it rearranges my teeth. THAT hurts. but i guess that's why it's like to have braces, right? luckily ibuprophen worked today, usually it doesn't, and maybe my mom will have me get another guard soon. it doesn't seem to be getting any worse or any better so i don't know. i really don't want reconstructive surgery either.
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not bad
/ 11:22 PM
| This Is My Life, Rated | |
| Life: |  6.2 |
| Mind: |  4.9 |
| Body: |  6.8 |
| Spirit: | 5.2 |
| Friends/Family: | 6.5 |
| Love: | 7.3 |
| Finance: | 7.3 |
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breaking news
/ 3:48 PM
the mice are in steph's car on their way to their DOOMshe kept two...one for her and one for mac. mac's went to mac's house. and now we are left with one lonely black mouse.
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Monday, November 07, 2005 / 4:56 PM
it's SLUDGING outside!i signed up for all my classes for next semester. i'm gonna take history of rock and roll. o.O but i heard it was hard so maybe it will suck. then i'm taking composition (required), organic chemistry, and biology 110. bye bitch.
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we'll blame it on lemony snickett
Saturday, November 05, 2005 / 6:06 PM
i did not have a good day yesterday. it's weird when you see a series of unfortunate events right before the finale. the first thing was dead mousey. then it was things at work. i kept burning my fingers, once it was so bad i dropped the bun. i singed off all the hairs on my left arm. then the fan fell off the counter for no apparent reason whatsoever. then my boss called me into her office. let me start off by telling you that there is this girl i work with who is always telling me what to do and to hurry it up. well apparently she turned me in and said that i was being slow and lazy. ME. so my boss had a little lecture with me there's always something to do and pick up my pace. i'm NOT slow. the only reason i can't go to get more stuff in the back is because michelle is always "on break." she just stands around doing nothing, but when she is doing something she's somehow able to do it at breakneck speed. i can't do things that fast. and i don't realize that i could have told my boss about all this until FOUR HOURS AFTER THE FACT. damn fucking introverts like me should be drug out and shot.in other news...my aunt is having another baby. and she was recently diagnosed with MS so how does she think she's going to do that?! well i don't know. maybe i should just say it's not my problem...?
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Friday, November 04, 2005 / 10:37 AM
the black runt mouse died last night for unknown reasons.2 comments
from Jo's LJ
Thursday, November 03, 2005 / 8:22 PM
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want--good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or moritified) about what people remember about you.1 comments
/ 12:15 PM
that exam wasn't so bad...now all i've got is a quiz...over INTEGRALS. which is stoopidly easy. YAY!!!! and next week is only a 4 day week. YAY!!!! and zachy is trying to impregnate amaretto again. GODDAMNIT!!!!!!update: steph got another cage. problem solved. she's also starting to find homes for them. hopefully those people will actually take them.
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el dia de los muertos
Wednesday, November 02, 2005 / 11:27 AM
this place really knows how to celebrate. art class was only ten minutes long, because the professor was helping out with another class's printing. they had carved these huge slabs of linoleum (about 10 feet high) with day of the dead type stuff, and they're printing them out on old sheets with steam rollers for the parade today. they were selling shirts too. the fact that i got out of class really early gave me the chance to go to the country store at 11 right when the tie dying began since it's a while-supplies-last thing. so i have a FREE dia de los muertos shirt that i rubber banded meself. fnu fnu.opal (i guess that's going to be his name...looks like i've got another feminine betta) made me a perty bubble nest.
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pets!
Tuesday, November 01, 2005 / 2:26 PM
i got a new betta! he's awesome. it seems like he was waiting just for me. in the back on the right hand side. he said hi a lot. he's liking the five gallon tank compared to the little pint cup he was in. haha. but he's been trying to attack the loaches..anyway, he's white with some pink/red in his fins and one red spot in the middle of his back fin. but when you look at him in the light he's a pastel opalescent green color. yep. i told you he was cool. just wait til you see his personality. he's attempting to get my attention right now.the baby mice run on the wheel now. one runs while another just goes around and around upside down. dorks.
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