random.
Monday, November 14, 2005 / 10:01 PM
i have just realized how horrible this looks in internet explorer. AND I'M NOT SORRY, YOU NON-FIREFOX-LOVIN' BASTARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i had the best dream about the best place. i don't think it was on this planet either. it was a warm, muggy beach. the sand was tan, almost orange, and thick enough for your feet to sink into it. not far off the beach (10-20 feet) were tall, thin pillars of sandstone of the same color. the ocean was the deepest aqua blue, with white foam. the sky was white too.
wanna know the origin of the name of my blog (LAME)? a couple summers ago we caught those field mice we still have around the house. then emily, eui, and i caught huge grasshoppers outside and threw them in their cage. the grasshoppers were so huge that the mice couldn't overtake them all at once. they had to eat their legs off first, one at a time. so eventually most of the grasshoppers had one leg ripped off and walked/jumped around all retarded-like, so we said LAAAAAAAMMME!!!!!!!! i'nit so inspiring and intellectual? indeedy.
my clark fork river scars on my hand have turned into little raised pock marks. good memories.
...and now a conversation! (Panda is Dan)
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
are you there?
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillzJames' mad running skillz) says:
no!
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
*cries*
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
i'm HERE!
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
yay
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
*happy smiley stuff*
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
wee
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
sorry
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
?
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
bad stuff
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
!
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
yeah
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
*runs around screaming incoherently*
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
:|
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
... :D
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
ooo?
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
*does the same*
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
*stops and watches*
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
*20 minutes later notices you staring, stops and looks around all confused-like*
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
what?
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
can i have some PRIVACY while i run screaming incoherently?
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
oh...umm..sure..sorry...*runs away and hides*
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
well TOO BAD, BECAUSE YOU RUINED MY RUNNING-SCREAMING-INCOHERENTLY MOOD!!!! *pushes elevator button and descends into the ground*
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
brb
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
*cries*
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
hi
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
hi
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
what are you doing down here?
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
um..i dont know
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
YOU WERE USING MY ELEVATOR BUTTON WEREN'T YOU!
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
oh, okay.
Panda with a Sticky Note which says "I am annoyed" in japanese says:
i fell down the hole.
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
ah.
0 to 60 in less than 20 minutes (James' mad running skillz) says:
that's the only problem with these stupid elevator things...
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