Thursday, November 30, 2006 / 10:52 PM
today was pretty interesting...
at work, this guy came and talked to my coworker (and me)...i see him all the time, he's just one of those people who stick out in a crowd like that. and sure enough, they bring up my favorite subject..yeah you know. no you don't. XD first he was trying to get me to go with him to altered skin and get a tattoo so he could stretch his ears again...but i said uhh...i dunno what i would want...so he's like get a piercing then! and i say i already have my belly button...then they go off on a tangent about all the guys they know who got their belly button piercings ripped out...and eyebrow piercings..yum...and then my coworker invited us to go to this 10-minute-play fest that was going on that night (she was in it since she's a drama major after all...). more on that later.
then from 5-7 was chem exam #4 (last one before the final YAY) and i actually think i passed. won't get too excited though. then i said screw studying, i'm going to the plays. and they were pretty good. they were all written/directed by students. of course, since this is U of M after all, they all involved random mixes of stoners, psychos, zombies, anarchists, gay men, drag queens, and uhh...more drugs. in one of them there was this guy who got REALLY stoned while still high from drugs from getting his wisdom teeth pulled (part of the story line, not for real) and it was basically a bunch of chaos while this other guy is trying to keep from messing up his pirate radio station...and then they heard the cops so they all decided to make out so that they wouldn't think they had a pirate radio station...so the stoned guy sees everyone making out so he runs over to the gay guy, sits on his lap with his legs spread wide open, and just completely makes out with him. i couldn't even tell he was acting...oh my god...it was awesome XD and then at the end was the michael jackson zombie dance! the two stoners in the story who were the last ones on earth to not get zombified finally give up and say 'fuck it' then thriller starts playing and they dance with zombie cross dressers and guys in thongs. good old U of M...my coworker was this psychotic suicidal chick in a straightjacket by the way...she should have danced with the zombies, gees...
and now i'm talking to perverts on the internet! they suck.
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Sunday, November 26, 2006 / 11:53 PM
I'm going to be poetic.
I'm in love.
not just with Marshall.
With San Diego.
After going there...I can never go back. Montana is hell compared to that. The grass is always greener on the other side, I know...but you know what, the grass is freakin dead here. There, there are all kinds of flowers, kinds I've never even seen before, in full bloom, at the end of November. People have their christmas lights strung around the palm trees in their front yard. It's always sunny, there are palm trees everywhere, in straight lines, in bunches, or just one randomly in the middle of a parking lot. I've never smelled air so sweet. Maybe it was all the plant life. And never once did I see a bug. No bugs.
Three days ago, I was walking around outside all day in a tank top.
And the sun existed.
Today, there are three inches of snow on the ground and it's probably gonna be zero degrees tomorrow.
I cried at the airport. I had to leave to spare Marshall so I could stare out the window and just cry at it. Ugh. I wish we could have gone to the beach but no, we had to walk around in touristtrapdowntownland and Marshall goes and buys expensive food then laughs at all the tourists who buy the expensive food. Then he walks around some more and complains about how he doesn't like it. I don't know either. I don't know when I'm going to see a beach again. I'm going to be antsy now.
I love school. Don't you just love school? Just couldn't live without it. Best thing ever. Oh yeah. Uh huh. I need to study more and be happy less. Then everything would be...great?
Once again...I'm going to go be antsy now.
Yay it's midnight and stuff.
Stop the madness.
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Thursday, November 16, 2006 / 9:34 PM
I actually have something to say!!!
omg I'm not even believing this yet. ok so yesterday I called my mom and said "all my classes are cancelled tuesday and I signed up early to get off work that day!!" so my mom read my mind and said "well if you can find a cheap ticket I guess you can go!" so I found a cheap ticket. like, really cheap. for a round trip they're usually close to $500 when it's close to a holiday like this, but I went straight to the airline company, alaska air, and bought two one way tickets for $300 total. the first cheap one I found mso->sandiego was on the 20th in the evening which was good, especially since I wouldn't miss chemistry and biology class that day. on the way back though, the ONE WAY tickets on the 22nd and 23rd were like $400+ so I got one for friday instead for $135. and my mom was like HOLY CRAP if they're that cheap, and the other ones are so expensive, and since you'll be alone in san diego for an extra two days, you should buy another one for marshall! so I did. and she payed for my tickets. and I payed for marshall's. i even arranged for us to sit together on the planes on the internet. it's a good deal. we'll be alone in the big city of san diego for an extra two days! omg. we could go to sea world if we wanted to. we could go see the pacific coast if we wanted to. we can do whatever the fuck we want to for two days. omg. marshall is going to have a freaking heart attack fifty times just because I actually showed up, then have another 200 because I bought him a ticket so he doesn't have to be in a car with his family for three+ days. omfg. and to think that yesterday I didn't even think I could go. i don't know what it was that changed my mom's mind so fast, but omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope marshall's dad lets him...i don't even care that david will be pissed that he has to be alone with his dad for another three days, it's his fault for being on probation. And hopefully Marshall didn't want to see his really important relatives...o.O
omfg.
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Sunday, November 12, 2006 / 4:31 PM
hey look i'm alive. now for more retarded quizzes because i'm not going to talk on here til the semester is over. hate.
my fine is $115. omg how did my friend get hers up to 585.50?!
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know -- $0.10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work -- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $20
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $0.50
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work -- $25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
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