Sunday, December 04, 2005 / 8:27 PM
i had a good weekend. we took some walks...put up some decorations...went to michael's...didn't sleep much though...but no surprise...and when i got back here i saw that steph had gotten a white gerbil...but it looked pretty tired...in fact, i couldn't even tell it was breathing...turned out it died...yeehaw...
last thursday when i did this extra shift, i made a sandwich for this girl and then when i gave it to her and she reached over the counter i saw that her hand was drenched in blood...ewww...then she noticed, seemed surprised about it but still knew what it was...had she slit her wrists earlier or something?? geez. cuz that's all i can think of. later on when this guy and i were closing, he found blood in the chicken salad. that's nasteh. and then the next day i found blood spatters on the window under the counter. i can't belive no one had reported it since it's RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE. aren't you glad the glass was there, cuz there woulda been blood in all the food. and we'd all have hiv and die. mhmm.
and i also have dreams that question my sanity. like marshall was a drug dealer and i turned on him for someone else.
the best conversations i have are with dan or james. here's one with dan. i am chainsaw llama. he is lord panda.
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
whats your favorate food?
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
i like tomato soup a lot...i like to eat grilled cheese with it or put noodles in it...
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
mmm
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
thats sounds ymmy
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
and cup of noodles
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
cup-o-noodles? i havent had one of those in a long time
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
yeah
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
i like the beef kind
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
i like beef
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
i like beef flavor...i just don't like the actual beef...
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
oooo
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
yeah, you dont like meat.
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
correct! *throws you a steak*
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
ooo! *devours*
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
*purrs*
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
mmmmmmm
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
...it had mad cow disease...
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
mmm
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
so im a mad cow now?
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
mhmm...but only if you can still purr...
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
ooo*purrs*
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
what should i do?
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
look, it's Joe the purring mad cow! *wonders where the Joe part came from*
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
*gnaws on somehting*
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
cause all mad cows are called joe that purr
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
{somewhere at the north pole, a reindeer now has a limp}
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
poor guy
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
like dead cute thingie
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
NO BITING BLITZEN!!!!!!
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
ahhh!*cowers*
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
*hides*
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
but i do admire how you made it to the north pole and back in 3.30598 seconds...
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
its my trade secret
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
ah
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
its my only super power
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
awww
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
yeah.
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
*runs around screaming*
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
*gives you a cowbell* there ya go! it's your superhero prop.
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
i have a prop! weee
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
*wears it like a hat*
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
*poses*
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
*takes pictures*
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
*does diffretn poses*
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
*runs out of film* $#%(#&@%#&@)$#%*!!!!!!!!
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
*gives you more*
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
*breaks the camera trying to reload*
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
aww
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
*feels bad*
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
*eats camera* mmm!
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
yay!
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
*gnaws on your leg*
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
gasp! *hurls cowbells at you*
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
ahhh*runs away and hides*
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
cowbells make pretty noises when they bounce off you
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
oooo*lets you throw cowbells at me*
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
*runs out of cowbells two days later* your turn.
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
what do i get to do?
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
throw cowbells
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
*throws cowbells around* weeee
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
*gets tired after 49 years and falls over*
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
*the earth is covered in cowbells 10 feet deep* i wonder where i got all those, anyway...
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
i found a box of them.
Demortix Xitromed- Demon Lord of Panda says:
*shows you box*
purple llamas can't juggle chainsaws. therefore, god exists. says:
ooo!
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