Sunday, August 07, 2005 / 7:21 PM
today i learned never to step into a boat with nick behind the wheel. i was in the tube and i saw my life flash before my eyes like 30 times and i couldn't signal to stop because i was holding on for dear life. i admit it was fun at first, but yeah. he did this u turn which made me stop for awhile because the line wasn't taught. i had spun around backwards and then he went full throttle and i got whiplash really bad. it pains me. then he threw me off the tube. it was almost as bad as when i drowned at castle rock, except i actually have physical scars from that. i was choking up water for like 5 minutes and then nick swings by and he's like 'oh sorry, was i going to rough?' it's like NAAAWWW! after kenneth went the line got stuck in the motor so we could only start one (thank god we had two because nick decided to go 309847 light years from shore) and when we got back everyone was pissed. then my brother couldn't park because it drove lopsided so he started swearing and put the thing full throttle around in circles. all the guys in my family are fucking assholes (except kyle and kenneth!), and that's the only swearing that was actually necessary today. good riddance go away
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