my senior will
Sunday, June 05, 2005 / 9:30 PM
here's the thing the salishian didn't print. i wish james could read his.
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I, Clarissa Palmieri, being of stoked mind and tweaked body, bequeath the following to:
Shane: Math class, snowboarding and falling in the 6-foot hole at Blacktail, laughing around the fire while Clancy has ''truck troubles," the Weird Al concert, passing notes, sharing our drawings, our strange coincidences, and watching anime. Good times.
Clancy: Your bad luck, driving the back roads, Finley Point, Mr. Danley's class, Pepsi, 4th of July, learning to drive, burning the lawn. I guess we'll never make it to the Warped Tour, thanks for everything.
Leesuh ''croissant": Weezer, the Trailer House Dog, bus 14, winning your riddle, and complaining about the world. It's never time to throw in the towel.
Eustacia: Spazzing at the sight of purple, trips to Walmart and the cemetery, the Weird Al concert, Billie Joe obsession, hand sanitizer (I splittled), our demented home movies, Eustacia brakes, I like traffic lights, hair spraying my car, Cooking With Eustacia, the modified spirit week, marathons of our favorite shows, …ketchup!!, and we shall always blame our insanity on the cherries. OFQ, you ler.
James: Pillows were meant to be burned, minesweeper flags, Rejected, manga, Jhonen comics. Whatever you do, have fun with it. I'm afraid our pistachio days are over. Cheerio!
Roo: Don’t forget to play that game we made, throwing you in the lake, making lots of food, howling with Brandy…and get that tomato tattoo. :p
The Cousins: never would have made it without you guys. there are countless memories between us, and of course more to come. we are the stuff hair spray is made of. The Hell House, pranks on Kenneth and Nick, the flathead monster, Weird Al, Nick's nine-course meals, 13 people in 1 car, late-night horror flicks...
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and while i'm at it i might as well add some memories of two of my old friends so that i won't forget...
Jeanette: Deafened and enlightened at the Budd Keyari gig, hours of listening to music, watching sucky MTV and movies, and playing video games, trips to the lake, the time you shaved off your eyebrows, elmer's glue liberty spikes, skating rink, your black and blue hair, icecream advertising at the mall, pet clam and killing it, mental messaging, bumble bee butter bubble butt, anime and pokemon, stepping on road kill.
Sarah: leprechauns, Blair Witch Project, Budd Keyari and the fortune cookies, lesbian seagulls, nights in my basement and your room, dreaming of starting our band, guitar pick necklaces, the skating rink, dying your hair Amir-style, SKA, afternoons at the skatepark, getting your eyebrow pierced, Rammstein loves your dad, your brother loves me, we love Blink, ...for me to poop on!
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