arm wrestling for dweebs
Wednesday, September 01, 2004 / 2:34 PM
thumb wrestling, the quality three-man guillotine, tic tac toe cheating, onomonopeia miniscule hang man. what would you do if humanity toppled over on itself? I would do a dance. what about turning all the watersources into pouring blood? oh yes, that too...that's why I would be dancing. if any rodent could live in your brain, which would you choose? a shrew. ah yes, excellent choice. don't smoke while drinking bourbon or you will become a blowtorch in reverse.
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