Sunday, March 29, 2009 / 1:10 AM
BITCHE$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$...I'm just about ready to mosh my brains out.0 comments
Thursday, March 12, 2009 / 1:41 AM
Jook Larv: I'm bored.
Kissadilla 182: Well you know, you probably shouldn't keep my mom waiting much longer
Jook Larv: How do you know I didn't already accomplish that mission?
Kissadilla 182: Well I don't rightly know...did you?
Jook Larv: Uhhhhh.... yes?
Kissadilla 182: I'm not convinced
Kissadilla 182: lawd, this episode is rich
Jook Larv: ...jerk.
Kissadilla 182: no, you're a jerk
Kissadilla 182: blowing me off and shit
Jook Larv: You wish.
Jook Larv: you probablt don't pay as much as your mom.
Kissadilla 182: I have beer now though
Jook Larv: See how you're such a jerk?
Kissadilla 182: No.
Jook Larv: Bragging about all the shit I can't have...
Kissadilla 182: You can, just get the fuck over here
Jook Larv: Easier said than done, madam.
Jook Larv: This is not your mother!
Jook Larv: This is merely a man in disguise!
Kissadilla 182: Okay?
Kissadilla 182: Does that mean I'm not in trouble?
Jook Larv: I... don't get it. No? Yes?
Jook Larv: No.
Kissadilla 182: I don't know what's going on either...
Kissadilla 182: I was pretty sure you weren't my mom anyway
Jook Larv: You.. were?
Kissadilla 182: I was my mom? Why yes, yes I was
Jook Larv: Wait... so I blew YOU?
Kissadilla 182: 
Jook Larv: Wow!
Kissadilla 182: Nah, I was actually just my mom IN DISGUISE or whatever...convincing, yes?
Jook Larv: So what you're saying is...
Jook Larv: I... am you?
Kissadilla 182: well, only in theory...
Jook Larv: So, in theory, I blew myself.
Kissadilla 182: Was it good?
Jook Larv: I barely even noticed!
Jook Larv: But it would explain this mess...
Kissadilla 182: How was I involved in this again?
Jook Larv: Uhh... you confirmed that you were your mother?
Jook Larv: But then that you were in disguise, just as I was. Which can only lead me to the conclusion that I blew the three of us, all at once.
Jook Larv: Or at least vowed to.
Kissadilla 182: This is the most logical conversation I've ever had!
Jook Larv: It happens.
Kissadilla 182: Vowed to...that would explain how you didn't feel it...yet it doesn't explain the mess
Jook Larv: Shit... there must be an imposter!
Kissadilla 182: or two...or three!
Kissadilla 182: ...or ten
Jook Larv: ..it isn't THAT big of a mess...
Kissadilla 182: Unless it was ten shitty blowjobs
Kissadilla 182: Zing!
Jook Larv: It's a fact, no one blows quite like I blow.
Kissadilla 182: All shitty like?
Kissadilla 182: My mom certainly was grouchy afterwards
Jook Larv: That's because it was only the imposters.
Kissadilla 182: So there wasn't even any epic Mark blowing taking place during this shenanigan?
Jook Larv: Not yet...
Jook Larv: Which I guess could explain how we all got blown at the same time.
Kissadilla 182: So this could only be the beginning...?
Jook Larv: Could be? I'd be surprised if it doesn't take police years to stop the incoming storm of blowjobs from my imposters.
Kissadilla 182: The horror!
Jook Larv: You see what you've done?
Kissadilla 182: I thought you hired them!
Jook Larv: Hell no.
Kissadilla 182: Mother...!
Jook Larv: It's probably already too late.
Kissadilla 182: One blowjob to rule them all, one blowjob to find them.
Kissadilla 182: In other words, I have determined you need to blow me or the whole universe is going to die
Jook Larv: Kay.
Jook Larv: Wait a minute WAIT JUST A MINUTE.
Kissadilla 182: No
Jook Larv: Why again don't I want the universe to die?
Kissadilla 182: 'cause the po-lice be steppin
Kissadilla 182: you want a cap in yo ass?
Jook Larv: ...I have the power to destroy the universe.
Kissadilla 182: obviously
Jook Larv: I don't think I'm afraid of the PO-lice.
Kissadilla 182: Lawd, you's a crazy nigga
Jook Larv: Or I suppose I could just blow you.
Kissadilla 182: BUT you won't
Jook Larv: How could I?
Kissadilla 182: Jesusmagic?
Jook Larv: If you come bring me beer I'll consider saving the universe.
Kissadilla 182: It's a deal
Jook Larv: When can I expect you?
Kissadilla 182: Sometime within the next six months
Jook Larv: ...oh.
Kissadilla 182: It's the best I could do
Jook Larv: Fine then. But I can't guarantee that the universe won't explode within that time.
Kissadilla 182: That's okay, I kinda like testing fate
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Monday, March 09, 2009 / 8:52 PM
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Sunday, March 01, 2009 / 10:54 PM
so wednesdayyyy there was a huge party at malissa's and i met a ton of people, and i even got commissioned to cut and dye someone's hair, lol. and then yesterday i shot pool with a couple people i met there and then i went to see murder by death! builders and the butchers and fake problems opened for them........real good. i'm bored.0 comments